why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
For the first nineteen years of my life nothing happened. Nothing at all. Not ever. And then I met a man called The Doctor. A man who could change his face. And he took me away from home in his magical machine. He showed me the whole of time and space. I thought it would never end.
Rita Skeeter, “Dumbledore’s Army Reunites at Quidditch World Cup Final”
headcanon that Neville punched Harry right in the goddamn face for naming his son Albus Severus